As a manager, you’re always searching for employees
作为经理 你总是想招聘
that will bring your company to new heights.
能让公司提升档次的员工
Well today is not that day.
今天说的可不是那种情况
Here are 8 types of people that managers hate to interview.
以下是面试官最讨厌的八类应聘者
Uh, thank you for coming in today, tell me a little about yourself.
感谢你的到来 先简单做个自我介绍吧
I’ve spent the past 15 years working in the industry for all the biggest names,
过去15年我一直在本行业最领先的大企业工作
Google, Microsoft, Apple, the list goes on.
谷歌 微软 苹果 还有很多
Just check my references.
你看我的简历就知道了
Don’t check my references.
还是别看了
How much does this job pay anyway?
这工作到底多少钱一个月？
Sorry. Got a text.
不好意思 我看个短信
Um, vacation days, when do those kick in?
那个 一般什么时候放假？
…
…
No.
算了
Really sorry I’m late, trains were running slow
非常抱歉我迟到了 车子开得太慢了
and my cellphone died so I couldn’t actually get in touch with you
我手机又坏了 联系不上你
and I’m pretty sure I don’t have my resume
我还忘了带简历过来
but you remember what’s on it right?
不过你记得都写了什么 对吧？
Ha ha, you’re SO funny.
哈哈 你真是太幽默了
Is there a gym in the office?
公司有健身房吗？
You look like you work out every day.
你看起来每天都有锻炼哦
Um…
呃…
Oh um, wow your wife is really beautiful.
哇哦 你老婆好漂亮！
Am I qualified? Of course i’m qualified.
我合适吗？我当然合适
What makes you think I’m not qualified?
为什么我不合适？
Look man, I really need this job ok.
兄弟 我真的需要这份工作
So just can you, can you help me out?
能不能帮个忙？
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
房间里热吗？还是就我自己感觉？
What?
什么？
Who’s my biggest hero? Well, that’s easy. Me.
我最崇拜谁？这太简单了 当然是我自己
Uh, I’ve done it ALL.
我什么都干过
I’m surprised you haven’t done your homework on me.
你居然没认真看我的简历
Yeah. Huh?
是吗？
So, my college years were A-MAZING!
我的大学生活非常精彩
I graduated with honors with the help of my Sorority sisters,
因为加入了大学姐妹联谊会 我得以优等成绩毕业
and I’ve been working on and off for a few publications,
我也断断续续发表过几篇文章
and it’s been a real drag! I mean like I’m so ready for something else.
那太费事了 我已经等不及做点其它工作了
– I’ve got a lot of commitment. – Ok,
– 我非常有责任心 – 好了
that’s enough. We’ll let you know if we’re interested.
如果你符合录用条件 我们会随后通知的
Aww we have to hug.
我们应该抱抱
What’s your experience with job interviews?
你面试时有过什么经历？
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Hello?
有人吗？